"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."
Fuck The Science, Fuck The Facts, Retardmaxx.
Retardmaxx your friend group. Do a three-sixty and moonwalk away from bad friends and people.
Retardmaxx your girlfriend. Do a three-sixty and moonwalk out of a bad relationship.
Retardmaxx your job. Quit your shitty job, do a three-sixty and moonwalk out the front door.
Stop worrying about the future. You'll figure it out along the way.
The IDIOT Is The Enemy Of The Retard.
Anxious mothers and losers on the internet have trained us to seek security, safety, and avoid risk taking.
This has turned us spiritually Lesbian.
Stop trusting the science, stop looking at the stats, don't listen to the experts, don't wait for permission before acting.
A lot of these so called intelligent people love to analyze and weigh every little detail. Constantly ruminating and scrutinizing. Tracking macros, tracking charts, tracking steps...
How about you put an Apple watch up your ass cheeks and track how many times your ass is getting clapped per day by thinking.
There is more wisdom in the short bus than in the entire Library of Alexandria.
You're running caveman firmware in twenty twenty-six — when the tribe laughed at you, you got left in a field to die, so your body still interprets "post the cringe video" next to "eaten by a lion." It's not a lion. It's a phone. Quit letting a caveman run your life and hit send.
Become A Short Bus Conquistador.
Life is meant to be lived, life is meant to be explored, it is meant to be conquered. This is the life of a short bus conquistador. Whoopsie your way through life. Learn on the fly. You have no excuses to stay trapped in a bad spot.
Zero due diligence, max conviction.
Lie on your resume. Get the job before you are qualified.
Approach that girl before you are ready.
Make that video, ship that article.
Any thinking that stops you from being free will make you gay.
Nothing Moves If Nothing Moves.
"I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen, but as the years wasted on, nothing ever did unless I caused it." — Charles Bukowski
Thinking about doing something is like stagnant water. Nothing is actually happening.
The longer the water sits, the more algae grows on top.
If you think about doing something, you are not doing anything. Thinking is very tiring, so you distract yourself from thinking by doing something that was not the thing you were thinking about doing in the first place. What a pickle.
And you already know enough — you're the most well-read prisoner alive in your own prison.
A dummy sits on a bad idea; a genius builds a castle around his and dies defending it.
You don't think your way into a new life — you move, and the old you limps after. The solution is to Retardmaxx.
Eat Ice Cream And Blast Bicep Curls.
Play is the most important thing. We were kids longer than we've been adults — so why is play the first thing we give up? Play advances play. Your intuition already knows what's truly joyful. We try to look smart while giving up the very things that would unlock our genius. What the hell is the point of this life if you have no joy?
"Verily I say unto you, unless ye be converted and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the Kingdom of Heaven." — Jesus
Schizo By A Thousand Voices, Life Through A Thousand Vices.
Everyone wants to tell you how to live. Everyone wants to present to you a new routine, a new life hack, a new meta to follow in someone else's game. You are not playing the same game as everyone else. Their status symbols mean nothing. Their opinions are regurgitated. Their ambitions stem from fear. None of this will work for you, only you can find the right meta for your life.
Stop trying to be perfect.
Discipline is overrated when it puts you in a cage.
Fuck around and find out. There is nothing wrong with you. Throw shit at the wall and see what sticks. Smoke weed, watch every video on Pornhub, eat everything in your fridge until you're sick to your stomach.
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." — Fight Club
Retardmaxx.
Stop Trying To Be Retarded And Be Retarded...
Don't think you are, know you are.
The World is set up so that you constantly question and doubt yourself.
A mirror has been turned on the individual, and that mirror has one job: keep you exactly who you were yesterday. "Am I good enough, do I have what it takes, am I good looking enough to get the life I desire?" This is not a natural state of being. And when you flop, the mirror screams you're stupid. You're not — you're untrained, just a guy who hasn't done the reps.
You can't logic a feeling. Knowing the water's warm doesn't get you wet — jump in, let it spike and pass, and your body finally believes you.
You don't need permission. You don't need to be qualified. You don't need to look a certain way. You don't need money or big goals. You don't need ten percent body fat. You don't need anything. Retardmaxx and follow your intuition.
If You Don't Have A Soon You Are Going To Goon.
The opposite of "Soon" is "Noos." If you don't have a "soon" you are going to noos yourself. If you don't have a soon you're gonna goon. Most people live in an eternal noon, stuck in a perpetual goon, because they don't have a soon.
You need to have a "soon." Something that gets you pumped up. And quit gooning over your "potential" — untested, you get to be everyone at once and end up nobody.
Pick one and bury the rest. Be passionate about something even if The IDIOTS of the world call it cringe.
Most men die at twenty-five but don't get buried until they are eighty years old.
Retardmaxx.
Chew Glass, Breathe Smoke. Ride the tiger. All quiet on the frontal lobe.
Go forth and Retardmaxx.